We Need to Talk About Demi Moore’s Bathroom

As Wilson pointed out, the carpet and and couch really just throw you for a loop—who would ever want that much plush material in a bathroom? Think of the mildew! So, maybe it's just temporary. Moore's promoting a podcast after all, and it looks like she's been recording—the headphones, the microphone, the script (the latter two seen in the second photo). So maybe she made a little make-shift studio in her bathroom. That would make the carpet and the couch make sense—they absorb the echo.

But...

On closer inspection, this is no temporary carpet. Temporary carpet doesn't perfectly line the toilet base. And speaking of a toilet, where do we begin? Who wants their desk and very fibrous couch near an open toilet? Even in our work-from-home ad hoc set ups, taking a bathroom break is a respite from the work day. Is Moore stepping away from her couch-desk and hopping to her exposed toilet? Sure, Moore probably has countless toilets to choose from in her mansion, but...it seems tempting, doesn't it? Do the coworkers on her iPad know what could be possibly happening just offscreen?

还有一个通常不娱乐ord sound next to open, porcelain basins, of which there are two in Moore's set up: the toilet and the tub across from her.

As several commenters on Wilson's thread note, there's also the issue of the knight. Yes, a life-size knight statue (or at least his feet) overlooking the bathtub. Is this Moore's take on erotica? We may never know.

What we do know?