Zoomies: It’s not a fun pet name for all those annoying virtual happy hours we’ve thankfully moved past. We’re talking about dog zoomies. Also known as Frenetic Random Activity Periods (FRAPs), dog zoomies are exactly what they sound like: your pup running around at full speed like an absolute maniac. Don’t worry, though. Despite what it may look like, this is totally normal behavior. But what exactly are dog zoomies, you ask? We’re here to clarify the who, what, where, when and why of this bizarre phenomenon.