26 Astrology Memes That Were Basically Written in the Stars

Find Sagittarius speaking to the waiter in perfect Italian.

Cancer’s dog-mom guilt is real.

You’re not an earth sign if you don’t dust every six hours.

The key to Scorpio’s diary lies in an ancient chest in the depths of the Black Sea.

Ask Virgo about her lint roller.

Taurus is the resident plant whisperer.

How each sign meditates/overthinks/naps.

Libra’s outbox is just exclamation marks.

Aquarius: rebel, humanitarian and most likely to own (or be) an iguana.

Capricorn season is sponsored by espresso and Excel spreadsheets.

Libra’s locker = a shrine to her crush.

“Eh, my day was kinda boring.” —Aries

Meet the cups, cones and can’t-decides of the zodiac.

“If the shoe fits, wear it.” —Leo

Find out why the leafy green is your perfect matchhere.

If Gemini isn’t telling you her every passing thought, she’s tweeting it.

Aquarius has a trapdoor behind painting number two in preparation for an alien invasion.

Is your sign tree hugging or calling the park rangers for immediate rescue?

Go to the grocery store to find a fling, go to the co-op to find a soul mate.

“Just paint each nail a different color so I don’t have to decide.” —Gemini

Please invite us over, Cancer.

You have a home, Taurus has a sanctuary.

Pisces could sleep through a Slipknot concert.

What’s in your future: ankle bows or Birks? Get all the deetshere.

“Can I grab the scissors? I’m kind of a pro at my bangs.” —Aries

Find out why your sign is dancing on tables or engaged in a heated political debate with the bartenderhere.